Funny Mexican Jokes
Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.
Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.
Q. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A. Roberto.
Q. How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican guy? A. It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.
Q. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? A. Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Q. Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? A. Me neither.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q. What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench can support a family.
Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. They all live in basement apartments.
Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Q. Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins? A. Society.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.
Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.
Q: Why do mexicans cross the border in any number except 3? A: Because the signs say no thresspassing.
Q: How do you start a Mexican parade? A: You throw a penny in the road.
Q: How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? A: They don’t work in the future, either.
Q: Why a Mexican can’t be one of the 11/11 terrorists? A: They are always late, and would have missed all 4 flights.
Q: Why did the Mexican rush to the discount store? A: The ad said: “Beans for sale!
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